SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLURP
See your breakfast go
Ker-slurp-p-p!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLOR
You're howling now
for more!!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKILK
Watch the bubbles
churn the milk . . .
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLINGERS
Now you're chomping
on your fingers!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLEAR
Oh yum!
They disappear!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLIN
You've got a great
big grin!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLURP
Now let's hear
a great big BUR-R-PP!
What's the matter with today
Why you looking GLUMP that way?
If you were me
You'd be able to see
There's a big black cave
With your mouth ought to be
And the tongue that used to talk
Has suddenly begun to squawk
Won't your tummy
Touch your toes?
Is your finger stuck
Inside your nose?
Won't your eyelids
Glue down tight?
Can't your mouth
Turn up just right?
Don't you know
That great big frown
It's just a smile
Turned upside down?
You feel BLUE
Your tummy's GREEN
That scowl's the BLACKest
thing I've seen
You're so mad
You're seeing RED
Way up there inside your head
There's just one way
To kick that feeling
Go up and skip
Across the ceiling!
Or better yet to tell the truth
You should be dancing on the roof
One GREAT BIG St-r-retch
A yaw-n-n-n
Good grief!
That's fixed at all --
You fell asleep!
