SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLURP
See your breakfast go
Ker-slurp-p-p!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLOR
You're howling now
for more!!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKILK
Watch the bubbles
churn the milk . . .
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLINGERS
Now you're chomping
on your fingers!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLEAR
Oh yum!
They disappear!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLIN
You've got a great
big grin!
SKURGLE URGLE . . . . SKLURP
Now let's hear
a great big BUR-R-PP!
What's the matter with today
Why you looking GLUMP that way?
If you were me
You'd be able to see
There's a big black cave
With your mouth ought to be
And the tongue that used to talk
Has suddenly begun to squawk
Won't your tummy
Touch your toes?
Is your finger stuck
Inside your nose?
Won't your eyelids
Glue down tight?
Can't your mouth
Turn up just right?
Don't you know
That great big frown
It's just a smile
Turned upside down?
You feel BLUE
Your tummy's GREEN
That scowl's the BLACKest
thing I've seen
You're so mad
You're seeing RED
Way up there inside your head
There's just one way
To kick that feeling
Go up and skip
Across the ceiling!
Or better yet to tell the truth
You should be dancing on the roof
One GREAT BIG St-r-retch
A yaw-n-n-n
Good grief!
That's fixed at all --
You fell asleep!
The sun shines in the window
It twinkles on your toes
skips across bare belly
then -- oops -- away it goes...
Squeeze the squishy facecloth
The rain come down
KER SPLASH!
It patters on your tummy
and tickles out a laugh
A drop gallops across the water
splashes up upon your chin
Does a jig upon two dimples
Rolls down
And starts again ....
Where do you get
your bucket of
smiles?
Because the bucket
never goes dry
They sparkle
and twinkle
in wee tiny
wrinkles
Do you dip them
out up the sky?
Is that where you go to
when your fast asleep
and the sunshine
falls out of the day?
Do you slip out instead
from your tiny head
and trip through the Stars
as they play?
What gives you those great big
twinkle-y smiles?
Did an elephant tickle your toes?
A crocodile nibble behind your ear?
Or a bee fly inside your nose?
Oh no! I'm quite sure
that those smiles galore
are a part of the secret you keep
You scoop sparkle away
from the Stars
as they play
and pat it into grins as you sleep
Joshua Joshua Joshua Poo-o-o!
Whatever are we going to do?
Your bottom's YELLOW
Your bottom's GREEN
You're the BIGGEST mess I've seen
Whatever are we going to do?
You certainly don't smell like a rose!
Your brother has to hold his nose
Sister throws her hands up in despair
"There are Smell Bugs creeping
Through this air!
Watch out! They'll get all over you"
Whatever are we going to do?
The neighbors will be petrified
(That means turned to stone inside)
Those Smell Bugs are everywhere!
They've behind the door
Creeping into the corners
Coming up through the floor
He's a mess right to his knees
We've got to do a Scrubdown
So bring the water PLEASE!
We're going to need a basin
We're going to need a cloth
We're going to need some powder
To get those Smell Bugs off!
Be sure and bring some tissue
No. We won't need the glue!
But bring a brand new diaper
Oh. And bring the baby too ...
Joshua Joshua Joshua. Ah-h-h!
You're smelling sweeter now
BY FAR
