DIAPER CHANGING

Joshua Joshua Joshua Poo-o-o!

Whatever are we going to do? 

Your bottom's YELLOW

Your bottom's GREEN

You're the BIGGEST mess I've seen

Whatever are we going to do?

You certainly don't smell like a rose!

       Your brother has to hold his nose

Sister throws her hands up in despair

       "There are Smell Bugs creeping

                 Through this air!

        Watch out! They'll get all over you"

Whatever are we going to do?

The neighbors will be petrified

(That means turned to stone inside)

Those Smell Bugs are everywhere!

            They've behind the door

            Creeping into the corners

      Coming up through the floor

He's a mess right to his knees

       We've got to do a Scrubdown

So bring the water PLEASE!

We're going to need a basin 

We're going to need a cloth

We're going to need some powder

         To get those Smell Bugs off!

Be sure and bring some tissue

No.     We won't need the glue!

But bring a brand new diaper

Oh.     And bring the baby too ...

Joshua Joshua Joshua.   Ah-h-h!

You're smelling sweeter now

                                     BY FAR